July 9,2008

Thought of the Day

What is another word for "thesaurus"?



Is that Marge Simpson??

So, I don't know about you guys, but when I clean and I find a pen, i simply place it in my hair. Well, yesterday, I was a cleaning fool. I must have found about 5 pens that I put in myhair. Kevin was late coming home last night, so I continued my cleaning into the wee hours of the night, and by the time he got home, I was so tired so I took the pens out of my hair and went straight to bed. When I got up this morning, there was some thing on my face, and I just thought that I had rubbed up against Kevin and somehow got a little dirty or something so I scrubbed it of, wondering all the while why it was taking so long for coal dust to come off my face. At about 9:30 this morning, I went to brush my hair, but I couldn't, the brush would not go through it,and then discovered that there was something shiny all over my head, I went out to mom and we finally realized after touching it and seeing that my hands were turning blue that a pen had exploded in y hair. I figured that it would wash right out, but folks, I am here to tell you that blue pen does not wash out all that well. So I scrubbed for about 10 minuets, went out to mom during the process, where she was talking to Ted Ann Funk, and they both started laughing and calling me Marge Simpson because my hair was full of bright blue bubbles. I continued scrubbing, and rinsed it out to find that now my hands are now dyed blue from the blue bubbles, along with my scalp Mom is getting a kick out of this, and I am hoping that this will wear out before I have to take Kevin lunch at the power plant. The blue pen did not come out all the way, and I am afraid that no amount of scrubbing will help. ANY IDEAS ASAP!!!!! Please.