I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

So, being the fantastic mother that I am (don't laugh, I know what you are thinking) I pride myself on ALWAYS knowing where my children are. I NEVER have to call Jamie in a panick because I have lost one, or two, or three, or all of my children, but... I lost Maddison earlier today while I was writing my other blog entry ( see I knew this blog thing was a bad Idea) Anyways, I just figured that she was with dad because She loves dad to death, but he said that he hadn't seen her, or heard her ( and that ladies and gentlemen is a BAD thing.) My next guess was Jamie's. I walked over there and found her on Jamies floor with an entire bag of bbq potato chips between her legs eating away. I grabbed her up, and started walking home. Well, I asked her if hwe wanted to come home (while carrying her of course, not really giving her an option) well, she bluntly told me no and slapped me across the face. I whopped her back, on the butt of course and said, don't you ever hit me, I AM YOUR MOTHER. She looked at me like I was a crazy person as if to say, duh mom, I know your not the icecream man, andyways, the picture will explain her punishment. I am sorry, but she is so dang cute whe she is being punished.